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The "Post-Multi-Apocalypse Survival Question":
Do you know what to do with a placenta besides throwing it away?
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Stuff it down my pants to create quite the "package" effect.
I rub its musky smell on my jowls to increase my already herculean love prowess.

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In accordance with Section 4(b) of the Dissolution Agreement, I'm required to link to The Institute for PostApocology, who at least provide a laugh or two with their version of the question, as well as The Center for PostApocalypse Studies, the most stick-up-the-butt of the hope-against-hope-ologists, and its version of this question.
My drink brands: Tanqueray with a slice of lemon; Jameson with two cubes, not one; Red Breast in a snifter, so I can inhale those wonderful fumes; and Stolichnaya mixed with anything.
My travel brands: QE2 and QM2 for their high proportion of newly-divorced adventuresses; Royal Caribbean for their high proportion of couples out for a "Penthouse letter experience"; Virgin Atlantic for their comfortable seats and personalized Web experience; JetBlue 'cause the stews are hot; Porsche for their pick-up quotient; Saab for their smokin' convertibles; Lexus for the comfort of their back seats.
My hotel brands: Four Seasons for their serious commitment to pampering me; Sheraton, for the quality of their bar scenes in most capitals; any high-grade hotel with high threadcount sheets, and deep-pile beds.